Less Moon. More Fun.

$NOPUMP is the most honest meme coin on the blockchain. Unlike every other token promising to moon, $NOPUMP makes one solemn vow: It won’t pump. Ever. Probably.

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About Us
ALL ABOUT $NOPUMP

We Promise Nothing

$NOPUMP is the most honest meme coin on the blockchain. Unlike every other token promising to moon, $NOPUMP makes one solemn vow: It won’t pump. Ever. Probably. Born from the ashes of broken rockets and deflated hype balloons, $NOPUMP is a satirical take on the relentless pump-and-dump culture. It's a token for the degens who are tired of promises, tired of hopium, and just want to embrace the inevitable dump. This isn’t financial advice; it’s anti-financial advice. Why buy $NOPUMP? Because it’s pointless, ironic, and completely ridiculous. And maybe, just maybe, the best way to pump is to swear you won’t.
Know Less

Why Even Bother?

Reverse FOMO at Its Best

Tired of hype and panic buys? Here, we shill with irony and embrace the dump. It’s oddly refreshing.

Community of Degens

Join the Deflate Gang — a place where memes thrive, dumps are celebrated, and we laugh through the pain.

No Expectations, No Disappointments

Why hope for the moon when you can stay grounded? We promise nothing, and that’s a promise we can keep.

Because, Why Not?

Sometimes, the best reason to buy something is that it makes no sense. NOPUMP is pointless, and that’s the point.

Roadmap to Nowhere

  • 13th December

    Stage I

    •Deploy the NOPUMP token on the Solana blockchain via pump.fun

  • 14th December

    Stage II

    Token Bonded and launched on Raydium

  • 17th December

    Stage III

    Official website launched

  • Ongoing

    Nowhere Fast

    Because that's where we are going. Nowhere.

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Email

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